Are you kidding me with this? I love it. Mostly because I can picture myself saying the same stupid things that these girls are saying on Twitter. But now I can picture Nick Offerman (aka Ron Swanson) reading it out loud.
Thank goodness for Thursday night TV on NBC tonight!
PS - I'm watching a Simpson's Halloween Special and it's got the matter transporter. You know, where Bart turns into a fly boy? Hilarity ensues.